Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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