Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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