you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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