I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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