i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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are you so shy because you have an std?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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