you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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