How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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