Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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