Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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