so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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