hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
