my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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