when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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