So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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