When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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