Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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