he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
