just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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