Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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