My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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