she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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