Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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