In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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