lets start a swedish sibling band together
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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