the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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