Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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