What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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