I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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