call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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