he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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