This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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