No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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