My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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