this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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