i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
there is puke in my bra ... again
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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