CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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