Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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