glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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