im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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