Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I think I just sharted jello shots
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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