i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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