Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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