Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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