Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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