You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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