matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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