I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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