he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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