Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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