I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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