Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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