So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.