no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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