You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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