a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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